The Wisdom Of Antonin Scalia

From just 3 months ago. Make sure not to say anything unkind about him! https://t.co/Tbd19f13lj (via @SeanMcElwee) pic.twitter.com/7f6LOOmnUT

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 13, 2016

Antonin Scalia, 79, Associate Justice of the US Supreme Court has died

Antonin Scalia has died. If I can borrow the words of Moms Mabley, "My mother taught me to only speak good of the dead. He's dead. Good!"

— Harvey Fierstein (@HarveyFierstein) February 13, 2016

BREAKING NEWS!!

Hopefully this'll be the last we see of that hag.

Happy Birthday Carmen Miranda!

Here's your King Cake for Mardi Gras!

Celebrate Mardi Gras with a cake that looks like Snooki's vagina! Laissez les bon temps rouler, y'all!

Marco Rubio, The "Uniblab" of 2016

From HuffPost:

By far the most discussed moment of Saturday's GOP debate was Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) repeating the same canned line over and over again, even after his GOP presidential rival, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, criticized him for it. On the eve of Tuesday's New Hampshire primary, Rubio appeared to make the same mistake -- this time with a different line in his stump speech.

He's beginning to remind me of Uniblab, the Jetsons robot that kept repeating itself.

Overheard at Market Basket Deli Counter...

An elderly, very plump man with "liverlips" goes up to order some bologna from the assistant and says "Yeah.. gimme a pound of dat Douche Master baloney". The assistant and I looked at each other and burst into laughter. That made the trip to Market Basket all worthwhile. 

In honor of Chinese New Year

Gung Hei Fat Choi Honey! (Pssst! Hey Frenchy!... ADL on line one!)