Chocolate rock cake (from the cake decorating company Wilton's own site). Yikes!
Sushi Cake
Should've used that fondant after all. Buttercream dots melt, Doll.
Fish tank cake
Step away from the airbrush Chef!
From the Christmas wedding previously posted. It had to make this post too.
Look closely... sharks!
Hideous!
Glow in the dark cake comes with complimentary blacklights. Bong not included.
Jeezus!
I think I'd rather shoot myself than have this cake at my wedding.
Mr. & Mrs. Peep
WTF??!!??
Hideous cake AND balloons
"Camo" Cakes
Nicely crafted, shockingly tacky
Cash is (not) always nice
The pastry chef went through a lot of trouble to craft this horror
Yes... it is supposed to be leaning over.
Sushi Cake
Should've used that fondant after all. Buttercream dots melt, Doll.
Fish tank cake
Step away from the airbrush Chef!
From the Christmas wedding previously posted. It had to make this post too.
Look closely... sharks!
Hideous!
Glow in the dark cake comes with complimentary blacklights. Bong not included.
Jeezus!
I think I'd rather shoot myself than have this cake at my wedding.
Mr. & Mrs. Peep
WTF??!!??
Hideous cake AND balloons
"Camo" Cakes
Nicely crafted, shockingly tacky
Cash is (not) always nice
The pastry chef went through a lot of trouble to craft this horror
Yes... it is supposed to be leaning over.
Wedding cakes should reflect the people getting married.If the couple wants something unique, then so what? Couples want a cake that celebrates how they met or what they like to do together, not some cookie-cutter, same as everyone else design for their special day.
ReplyDeleteListen sweetheart, I understand "unique" and symbolic of this or that, but let's face it, tacky is tacky, (forgive the pun) no matter how you slice it. I planned weddings professionally at one of the most exclusive resorts on the East Coast and I have seen my share of unique and representative cakes but cash on a cake?? "Camo" cakes?? Oh Mary, come on!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting!