Hilarity!

Middle Age Texting Codes from Quilting Muriel (thanks to RT for the heads up!)

FWIW -forgot where I was

GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low

GHA -got heartburn again

OMSG -oh my! sorry, gas

ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up

TTYL -talk to you louder 

IMHO -is my hearing aid on

LMDO -laughing my dentures out

OMMR -on my massage recliner.