What does one say?

Is it the bride having beer squirted into her while (I assume) the groom and one of his buddies holds her legs in the air? Is it the fact that the reception is being held at the local playground, or is it that the bride has already lost her hosiery (and underwear, no doubt) is wearing flip-flops at her wedding reception? One is presented with too many choices as to what is so very wrong here.

This should end well...