Mom Arrested For Baking Cookies While Drunk

I've baked cookies drunk before, but not when I'm supposed to be tending to my kids. Sheesh! She must've gotten the munchies after a couple of splivs and a glass of vanilla extract.  From USA Today:

Ease off on the sauce Doll! 

MUNCIE, Ind. — An Indiana mom was arrested after she allegedly fell asleep while baking cookies with her four children in the apartment, authorities said.

Caitlin Marie Patterson, 28, of Muncie, Ind., is accused of being intoxicated, and police said they found marijuana on her bed when they responded to the incident. Smoke from the burning cookies activated an alarm about 1:30 a.m. Wednesday, and a neighbor called 911.