This wedding has it all. Santa Claus wedding dress with flowing train, check. Giant his and hers cocktails, check. Multiple hideous cakes, triple check!

The bride, looking thrilled:
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I wonder how many people stepped on this thing. Note to: Sexton. No need to vacuum sanctuary tonight. 
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Let's have a big old jug of wine for each guest and plenty of plastic cups!

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Drink up!!!
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I think that cake on the left has eyes..

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Is that a shrimp castle?

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And for the grande finale, the orbiting aliens in spaceships cake!!