Friday, July 03, 2009

Sarah Palin Resigns From Office!!


Sarah Palin, Conservative Governor of Alaska and former GOP Vice-Presidential candidate is stepping down from her office as soon as a month from now. No reasons were given and by way of an explanation there were references to her baby son Trig and some weird references to the founding of Alaska. The (even better) news is that this will finally put a nail into her coffin as a national political figure. Why?

  1. Lost a national election
  2. Served in current capacity less that 3 years
  3. No brains
  4. A family that would be laughed off of Hee-Haw
  5. Lots of ethics investigations currently under way in Alaska

If you want my opinion (and even if you don't) I smell a scandal brewing. A BIG one. Let's hope this is the end of that madcap, bible-thumping bitch. That would be lovely.


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