Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Teacher at Christian School Admits to Masturbating in Class


Paul Laduke Masturbating Teacher

When he was arrested on lewd conduct charges in November, a 75-year-old teacher at Schaumburg Christian High School denied that he had masturbated behind a podium in front of a full classroom late last fall.

But in court Tuesday, Paul LaDuke confessed that he was guilty of the incident reported by a student on Nov. 11, and had masturbated in his classroom on other occasions when students were present, the Chicago Tribune reports.

LaDuke was fired from the school the same day his behavior was reported. Police say Laduke confessed to "masturbating while fantasizing about various students for the past 10 years," under questioning, but he later recanted, blaming his statements on dementia.

I could use a snack...

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On the other hand... Maybe not

From the "Serves Them Right" file: National Organization For Marriage sites hacked!


Amanda Terkel at HuffPo has just confirmed that NOM was indeed hacked. So apparently they're not really sorry for trying to incite a race war. (Click images below to see more legible version.)

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Santa Fe Cop Accused of Masturbating in Squad Car While on Duty (Video)

There's an old saying: "Beware the long arm of the law." To that, we add, "especially when its hand is touching itself in the squad car." That's because a former police sergeant in Santa Fe, N.M., is in a touchy situation after the release of video caught on his own dash cam that suggests he had a graphic sexual conversation with himself and masturbated while on duty.The video, which was obtained by KOB-TV, just shows the vehicle of former Sgt. Mike Eiskant, but the audio is much steamier.

Eiskant was alone in the vehicle during his audio-erotic encounter and the sound of a zipper is clearly audible. It also appears he is masturbating while looking at a picture of a naked woman on his cell phone and texting. The video lasts at least 10 minutes and at one especially heated point, he says, "Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby.”

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Fun Foto Time! (Again)


Who hasn't snacked on a jar of mayonnaise on a bus before??

How about some laughs??

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." 


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Monday, April 09, 2012

Elizabeth Warren Raises $6.9 Million in 1st Quarter of 2012!

Way to go Betty!!!

Elizabeth Warren’s campaign announced Monday that it raised $6.9 million in the first quarter of 2011 for her race in Massachusetts against Republican Sen. Scott Brown. This is more than double Brown’s fundraising haul for the quarter, with the incumbent having brought in $3.4 million.