Saturday, February 21, 2015

Great Thin Crust Pizza In Minutes!

This is a great snack. If you use your own sauce and low or fat-free cheese, it's pretty easy on the diet as well. 

Preheat broiler. Heat a cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add 1teaspoon olive oil to skillet and wipe out with a paper towel. Add large flour tottilla (large bubble side up) to skillet. 

Spread marinara sauce over tortilla. (I always have marinara in the freezer.) 

Add 1/4 cup shredded mozzarella

Add toppings sparingly and cook over medium heat until cheese is melting and underside of tortilla is browning. 

Put into broiler and cook until the tortilla is browning around edges. 

Take out of oven and let sit on a wire rack for a moment or two before enjoying. 

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Stupid Woman of the Day


Law enforcement officials in Michigan said that they learned this week that an elected Republican official who had recently shot herself to death had been adjusting her bra holster when the accident occurred.

Earlier this year, St. Joseph Public Safety officers reported that 55-year-old Christina Bond had died on New Year’s Day from what appeared to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to her eye.

Although the full autopsy had not been completed, officials released new details on Wednesday.

“She was having trouble adjusting her bra holster, couldn’t get it to fit the way she wanted it to. She was looking down at it and accidentally discharged the weapon,” St. Joseph Public Safety Director Mark Clapp said.

What does one say?

Is it the bride having beer squirted into her while (I assume) the groom and one of his buddies holds her legs in the air? Is it the fact that the reception is being held at the local playground, or is it that the bride has already lost her hosiery (and underwear, no doubt) is wearing flip-flops at her wedding reception? One is presented with too many choices as to what is so very wrong here.

This should end well...

Today's "Wish List" item

Clock by Cartier in onyx, mother of pearl, coral, and jade with "floating" diamond hands set in a large emerald cut citrine. 

Soon, he said longingly...

Monday, February 16, 2015

#PastryPorn for Kim

La sélection chez Ladurée

Zuppa Inglese

Zeppole fatto a casa mia
Framboise Ladurée
Strawberry Shortcake

St Honoré aux fraises

I couldn't agree more

Alexis Friggin' Poppins

Just a glass full of champagne makes the caviar go down, Darling..

The Empire has found Yoda's vacation place!

It's that bad here...

Oh, the humanity

February is Black History Month!

And what better way to celebrate than by selling jumbo cotton balls at 1/2 price?