Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Happy Birthday Carmen Miranda!




Here's your King Cake for Mardi Gras!


Celebrate Mardi Gras with a cake that looks like Snooki's vagina! Laissez les bon temps rouler, y'all!

Marco Rubio, The "Uniblab" of 2016

From HuffPost:

By far the most discussed moment of Saturday's GOP debate was Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) repeating the same canned line over and over again, even after his GOP presidential rival, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, criticized him for it. On the eve of Tuesday's New Hampshire primary, Rubio appeared to make the same mistake -- this time with a different line in his stump speech.



He's beginning to remind me of Uniblab, the Jetsons robot that kept repeating itself.


Monday, February 08, 2016

Overheard at Market Basket Deli Counter...

An elderly, very plump man with "liverlips" goes up to order some bologna from the assistant and says "Yeah.. gimme a pound of dat Doosh Master baloney". The assistant and I looked at each other and burst into laughter. That made the trip to Market Basket all worthwhile. 

Sunday, February 07, 2016

Saturday, February 06, 2016

Happy Birthday ZsaZsa Darling!

HSH Prizessen Frederik von Anhalt, aka ZsaZsa Gabor is celebrating her 99th birthday today. Yes, she's still here although laid up due to ongoing illness. I hope the old girl is 'with it' enough to enjoy a happy one!





Friday, February 05, 2016

Typical Republican Voter

I'd say Trump or Cruz 'supporter'. 

You Don't See Headlines Like This Every Day, Part 14


OREGON: Dildo-Hating Militant Denied Bail


The infamous dildo-hating Oregon militant has been denied bail until the judge is convinced that he isn’t a potentially murderous flight risk. The Associated Press reports: U.S. Magistrate Eileen Willett explained her decision by saying Jon Eric Ritzheimer had weapons in his possession when he took part in the standoff at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. 

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Even his friggin' kids can't stand the asshole!

Black History Month Fail


Today's Recipe Experiment: Foolproof Pan Pizza

You're gonna love this!

Everyone who knows me knows I am a big fan of these two things; America's Test Kitchen/Cook's Country and Pizza. I have tried a number of ATK's recipes and methods of making pizza and have had success in most, if not all of their ideas. One of the folks who used to work at ATK, Kenji Lopez-Alt has his own blog now called 'Serious Eats' which is terrific. There are always well thought-out methods and recipes on that site and it is really a must-read for cooks. I highly recommend it. 

Palmieri's slice
While thinking about this recipe I was reminded of when we were kids growing up in Providence, RI we would get pizza strips at most convenience stores, from a bakery called Palmieri's on Federal Hill. These pizza strips would be about 8 inches long and about 3 inches wide, wrapped in olive oil-soaked waxed paper. I think they were about $0.10/each in those days. They were a deep dish style pizza with nothing but olive oil flavored tomatoes on top. No cheese, no veggies, no meats, no nothing except bread and tomatoes and they were the best! I saw on Facebook that they have developed a method for 'Foolproof Pan Pizza' and as I am a fan of a nice pan pizza I thought I'd give it a try. As Kenji was telling us about how his recipe produces a similar crust to Palmieri's I figured if this works out, this will be my new go-to recipe for pizza. 

Anyway, after dinner on Friday night I decided to whip up this dough recipe and make pizza on Saturday as the dough needs to proof for 8-24 hours. It was really easy to make although they warn you to weigh all of the ingredients with a digital scale that reads grams as well as ounces. I mixed it up, covered it up and let it sit. On Saturday afternoon, I got to work on making the pie and sure enough it was very similar to Palmieri's except I put some toppings on the tomatoes as well as cheese. Boy, was it delicious. Following are some photos of the process and the recipe courtesy of Serious Eats. It does take some time but most of it is 'inactive' time, i.e. letting the dough proof for the 8-24 hours. Plan ahead and make this yummy pizza if you like a deep dish pizza. You'll love it! 

Weigh your ingredients carefully using a digital scale.  I did increase the water in the recipe just a bit as they said that the dough's science involves the dough being well hydrated, 60-65% of the weight of the flour. It seemed just a little dry at 275gms of water, so I added about a little less than 2 tablespoons more.

After mixing the dough (by hand with a wooden spoon.. no kneading required!) you'll be left with a very shaggy looking dough. It's OK though, the extra water in the recipe will take care of that. 

AI let the dough sit overnight and by 8am-ish and it had increased in volume, certainly, but not the 4-6 times the volume it's supposed to so I let it go for the rest of the morning and most of the afternoon. The dough above proofed for about 18-19 hours. 
The method says that this recipe makes 2 10-inch pizzas so you need 2 cast iron frying pans or 2 10-inch cake pans. I have 1 10-inch cast iron frying pan and my smaller Le Creuset braiser is 10 inches so I figured I'd use that as well. Looks like a lot of oil, but it's supposed to glide across the pan easily. 

After the dough has risen, dump out onto a floured board and shape into rounds with well floured hands, stretching the dough to make it smooth on top. Pop it into the frying pans, flip over to coat both sides with oil and move around the pan to coat the pan as well. Cover with plastic and let proof for another 2 hours. After 1 hour of proofing, turn your oven onto 550 or as high as it will go, with the rack in the upper middle. If you have a pizza stone, put the stone on the rack now to heat up with the oven. 

One of the beauties of this dough is that in addition to no kneading, the dough spreads out in the greased pan so there is not a lot of stretching to do. Assemble your toppings at this point.