Friday, December 20, 2013

Brian Boitano is Gay?? D-uh!

From the Ridiculously Obvious Department via D-Listed

Whenever I walk by the closet door, I peek in to wink at Queen Latifah, throw a “hey, girl” at Taylor Lautner and sometimes I squint while trying to figure out who the fat, balding Eastern European grandmother is until I realize it’s just John Travolta without his hair on. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen Brian Boitano in there. He must’ve been in the closet kitchen making lunch for them all, because apparently he was in there and just twirled out today. Brian Boitano is part of Team Shade To Russia (aka a team of 10 American athletes appointed by Obama) who will represent America’s LGBT at the 2014 Sochi Olympics. Brian released a statement after Obama appointed his ass:

I am many things: a son, a brother, and uncle, a friend, an athlete, a cook, an author, and being gay is just one part of who I am, It is my desire to be defined by my achievements and my contributions. While I am proud to play a public role in representing the American Olympic Delegation as a former Olympic athlete, I have always reserved my private life for my family and friends and will continue to do so.

The writers at D-Listed are hilarious. If you don't read it regularly you are missing out on some quality "shade". 

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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

John (of Orange) Boehner Rents DC Apartment From Tanning Bed Lobbyist

From the "Why am I not surprised" Department:

John Milne, a lobbyist with the firm mCapitol, which represents the American Suntanning Association, reportedly lobbies on issues that the Speaker works on.
Boehner has also accepted campaign contributions from the Indoor Tanning Association, according to the Daily Caller.
Despite Boehner's year-round tan and ties to the industry, Milne told the Daily Caller that there is not a tanning bed in the Speaker's apartment.
"There is not nor has there ever been a tanning bed in the residence!" he said.

Thanks to TPM for this...

Monday, December 16, 2013

Tourtière for Christmas Eve

It's getting to be the holidays and nothing says Christmas Eve like a nice Tourtière or Pork Pie. I got a terrific recipe from the nice folks at Cook's Country and decided to give it a test drive. It came out great. I served it with warmed ketchup. Makes a great big pie though so make sure you have a deep dish pie plate to put it in. The standard 9-inch Pyrex will not hold all of the filling. I also recommend a good sturdy pie dough like the one in the recipe or try Ina Garten's pie dough she make for her Lobster Pie. That's a great pastry for a tasty sturdy crust. Give it a try and let us know what you think.

Makes 1 large pie

Salt and pepper
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
2 tablespoons water
2 pounds ground pork
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 onions, chopped fine
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 teaspoon minced fresh thyme
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
Pinch ground cloves
3 cups chicken broth
12 ounces russet potatoes, peeled and shredded

1/2 cup sour cream, chilled
1 large egg, lightly beaten
2 1/2 cups (12 1/2 ounces) all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
12 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch pieces and chilled

1 large egg yolk lightly beaten with 2 tablespoons water

1. FOR THE FILLING: Dissolve 1¼ teaspoons salt and baking soda in water in medium bowl. Add pork and knead with your hands until thoroughly combined. Set aside until needed, at least 20 minutes.
2. Meanwhile, melt butter in Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Add onions and ¼ teaspoon salt and cook, stirring occasionally, until browned, 7 to 9 minutes. Add garlic, thyme, allspice, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and 1 teaspoon pepper and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add broth and potatoes, scraping up any browned bits, and bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium and simmer, stirring often, until potatoes are tender and rubber spatula leaves trail when dragged across bottom of pot, 15 to 20 minutes.
3. Add pork to pot, breaking up pieces with spoon, and cook until no longer pink, about 10 minutes. Transfer filling to 13 by 9-inch baking dish and refrigerate, uncovered, stirring occasionally, until completely cool, about 1 hour. (Cooled filling can be refrigerated, covered, for up to 24 hours before assembling pie.)
4. FOR THE CRUST: Combine sour cream and egg in bowl. Process flour and salt in food processor until combined, about 3 seconds. Add butter and pulse until only pea-size pieces remain, about 10 pulses. Add half of sour cream mixture and pulse until combined, about 5 pulses. Add remaining sour cream mixture and pulse until dough begins to form, about 10 pulses.
5. Transfer mixture to lightly floured counter and knead briefly until dough comes together. Divide dough in half and form each half into 6-inch disk. Wrap disks tightly in plastic wrap and refrigerate for 1 hour. Let chilled dough sit on counter to soften slightly, about 10 minutes, before rolling.
6. Adjust oven rack to lowest position and heat oven to 450 degrees. Roll 1 disk of dough into 12‑inch circle on lightly floured counter. Loosely roll dough around rolling pin and gently unroll it onto 9‑inch pie plate, letting excess dough hang over edge. Ease dough into plate by gently lifting edge of dough with your hand while pressing into plate bottom with your other hand. Wrap dough-lined pie plate loosely in plastic and refrigerate until dough is firm, about 30 minutes. Trim overhang to ½ inch beyond lip of pie plate.
7. Pour filling into dough-lined pie plate. Roll other disk of dough into 12‑inch circle on lightly floured counter. Loosely roll dough around rolling pin and gently unroll it onto filling. Trim overhang to ½ inch beyond lip of pie plate. Pinch edges of top and bottom crusts firmly together. Tuck overhang under itself; folded edge should be flush with edge of pie plate. Crimp dough evenly around edge of pie plate using your fingers. (If dough gets too soft to work with, refrigerate pie for 10 minutes, then continue.)
8. Cut four 1-inch slits in top of dough. Brush surface with egg wash. Bake until edges are light brown, about 15 minutes. Reduce oven temperature to 375 degrees and continue to bake until crust is deep golden brown and liquid bubbles up through vents, 15 to 20 minutes longer. Let pie cool on wire rack for 2 hours before serving.

TO MAKE AHEAD: Wrapped dough can be refrigerated for up to 2 days or frozen for up to 1 month. If frozen, let dough thaw completely on counter before rolling. Assembled pie (without egg wash) can be refrigerated for up to 24 hours before brushing with egg wash and baking.

PLAN AHEAD: Both the pie dough and the filling need to chill for an hour or more before the pie can be assembled and baked. If time is short, use store-bought dough. Shred the potatoes on the large holes of a box grater just before cooking. Don’t soak the shreds in water or their starch will wash away and the filling won’t thicken properly. To cool the filling quickly, chill it in a large baking dish. Eat the pie when it’s just slightly warm.