Friday, June 05, 2015

FBI Pulls a Merry Maids on Señorita Cosa's Office and cleans it out!

Disgraced Ex-Congressgurl Aaron Schock (R-Oh Pleeze) had the contents of her office tossed and packaged up for a good going over. Couldn't happen to a bigger douchebag. 

From CBS News:
Totally not-gay!
About a dozen law enforcement officials descended upon the local campaign office of former Rep. Aaron Schock, R-Illinois, on Thursday afternoon, removing boxes and other materials from the building.
According to local media reports, federal agents wearing FBI gear raided the central Illinois office over the course of six hours. They loaded boxes of documents, a computer, and other miscellaneous objects into trucks.

Officers on the scene reportedly referred all media queries to the U.S. attorney for the Central District of Illinois. The U.S. attorney's office declined to comment.


Have a great weekend!

Thursday, June 04, 2015

Mom Arrested For Baking Cookies While Drunk

I've baked cookies drunk before, but not when I'm supposed to be tending to my kids. Sheesh! She must've gotten the munchies after a couple of splivs and a glass of vanilla extract.  From USA Today:

Ease off on the sauce Doll! 
MUNCIE, Ind. — An Indiana mom was arrested after she allegedly fell asleep while baking cookies with her four children in the apartment, authorities said.

Caitlin Marie Patterson, 28, of Muncie, Ind., is accused of being intoxicated, and police said they found marijuana on her bed when they responded to the incident. Smoke from the burning cookies activated an alarm about 1:30 a.m. Wednesday, and a neighbor called 911.

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

A little something from me to you..

I don't think I've ever seen a yodeling ventriloquist beauty queen before. Miss Arkansas, Alyse Eady, offers her rendition of "I Wanna Be A Cowboy Sweetheart" with her two friends Rosie and Rocky. You'll need your eyebrow tape for this...

Holy Hypocrite! Accused pastor’s lawyer says underage girl probably lying about rape: ‘She consented 6 times after that’

Another day, another Christianist pedophile preying on your children

Accused pastor’s lawyer says underage girl probably lying about rape: ‘She consented 6 times after that’