Friday, January 31, 2014

Dishpan blonde witch Ann Romney displays penchant for sour grapes

Outfit by Putannas 'r' Us
Mitt Romney's shrew of a wife Ann can't seem to keep her big mouth shut. Why can't she just go back to washing Mitt's magic underpants and leave the rest of us alone. Yesterday she comes out with a statement saying that "the country lost" by re-electing President Obama. As far as I'm concerned we won by not having that twat running around the White House in her Mormon "ho" outfits and telling us what to think. Here's a little advice for the bitch. STFU and none of us will be losers.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Florida... again


Florida Missionary sentenced for sexually abusing indigenous girls in Amazon

Warren Kennell, Perv
A judge sentenced a former Florida missionary to 58 years in prison Tuesday for recording himself as he sexually abused girls from an indigenous tribe in the Amazon.

Warren Kennell admitted to befriending and abusing the girls over several years while he was establishing a church for the Sanford-based New Tribes mission, reported the Orlando Sentinel. “We are heartsick,” said a spokeswoman for the ministry. “Children are to be protected, not hurt. We are grateful to the authorities for the prosecution of this individual despite international legal obstacles.” Homeland Security agents began investigating the 45-year-old after they were tipped off that Kennell was posting photos on a child pornography website.

Agents searched Kennell in May after stopping him upon arrival in Orlando from Brazil, and investigators said they found several digital storage devices containing sexually explicit images involving children. Authorities said Kennell admitted he was the man shown abusing a girl in one of the images and had photographed a second girl.

Investigators eventually found 940 images of child pornography on Kennell’s computer.
He pleaded guilty to two counts of production of child pornography.

Kennell apologized during his sentencing hearing, saying he’d “hurt a lot of people.”
 Yeah... he's very sorry he got caught. Ugh!

Headlines you don't see every day (except in Florida)

From KCTV in Immokalee, FL

Woman Allegedly Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

A 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argument

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, was arrested last week for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. And perhaps not surprisingly, deputies say alcohol helped fuel the argument.The Immokalee woman told Collier County detectives that she stabbed her boyfriend of six years after an argument broke out while the two were watching a nightly television program. 

Burns' boyfriend told deputies that they began arguing over money. They both got up and went into the kitchen. That was when Burns said her boyfriend walked by and farted in her face, according to an arrest report.

Headlines you don't see every day...


Cow Flatulence Sparks Methane Gas Explosion
"In the barn for 90 dairy cows, methane built up for unknown reasons and was probably ignited by a static discharge, exploding in a darting flame," said local police in the central town of Rasdorf in Hesse state.

"Parts of the roof cover were slightly damaged and a cow suffered minor burns," said police, adding that a fire crew rushed to the scene of Monday's accident and a gas field crew later measured methane levels.

Typical Republican Thug

Asshole NY Congressman Michael Grimm (R-Staten Island Thug) threatened a reporter with bodily harm, on camera, in the Rotunda of the US Capital Building, when the reporter asked him a question about alleged campaign finance irregularities. This is beginning to look like a pattern of stiff-necked Republicans who when they don't like what someone is doing or asking about, respond with threats of intimidation, withholding of relief funds or just plain physical violence. To whit:

Let's hope that someone will cite this douchebag for his unbelievably shameful behavior. 

Monday, January 27, 2014

From the website of the Taiwan Anomators TOMO News

This is an hilarious screen cap shown during the report on the arrest of Justin Bieber. Have a good laugh