Public Service Announcement: If you haven't taken your turkey out of the freezer, do it NOW!

It takes quite a while to defrost that bird. Take it out of the freezer today! Here's a handy chart for figuring out how long it takes: 

So, if you have a 20-24 pounder... You're screwed! 

Happy Thanksgiving!

We now return you to your holiday breakdown, already in progress...