A very tacky wedding

Being a former wedding planner I've had occasion to hear some pretty crazy ideas for a wedding theme. I always tried to keep everyone away from the "Snowball" or Christmas themed wedding. Here's what could happen if you don't listen to your wedding planner:

This wedding has it all. Santa Claus wedding dress with flowing train, check. Giant his and hers cocktails, check. Multiple hideous cakes, triple check!

The bride, looking thrilled:

I wonder how many people stepped on this thing. Note to: Sexton. No need to vacuum sanctuary tonight. 

Let's have a big old jug of wine for each guest and plenty of plastic cups!

Drink up!!!

I think that cake on the left has eyes..

Is that a shrimp castle?

And for the grande finale, the orbiting aliens in spaceships cake!!