Holy Crimes

The hypocrite pigs!

From JoeMyGod.com

Missouri: Pastor Charles Moore charged with molesting a nine year-old girl.

Illinois: Pastor Bill Vandergraph charged with sexual assault on a child.

Ottawa: Father William Allen charged with molesting two boys.

Washington: Pastor James Lee Watkins charged with forcible rape of a child.

South Carolina: Pastor Delbert Thigpen charged with lewd assault on a minor.

West Virginia: Father Felix Owino charged with molesting an 11 year-old girl.

Texas: Pastor Gerald Laneaux charged with aggravated sexual assault of a four year-old girl.

Florida: Pastor Kenneth Kleckner charged with attempted child molestation in webcam sting.

Texas: Pastor Dean Tarkington sentenced to ten years in prison in child porn sting.

Wisconsin: Pastor Leonard Van Vlaenderen convicted of theft of church funds.

Alabama: Pastor J. Scott Moore ordered to hand over financial records in $1M fraud investigation.

Illinois: Father Daniel McCormack and Chicago Archdiocese sued by four of his molestation victims.

This Week's Winner

Wisconsin: Father Patrick Umberger has been charged with possession of child porn. Last year Umberger was accused of repeatedly following little boys into the restroom at a water park. The water park ejected him, revoked his season pass, and placed his name on a predator watch list, but the Milwaukee Archdiocese took no action, saying they believed his claim that a prostate problem required frequent trips to the restroom. (But only when little boys were in there too.)