John Boner, Weeper of the House, has been caught with his pants down in an extra-marital affair with industry lobbyist

This should be good for some laughs! Don't you just love the smell of a good juicy scandal in the morning?

From The National (They were right about John Edwards!) Enquirer:

 

Over at Boy Culture, Matthew Rettenmund has some shots of the latest National Enquirer,  which claims that GOP House Speaker John Boehner has had extramarital affairs with at least two women, one of whom was a lobbyist whose client received favorable treatment in Boehner's home district. The story has not yet appeared on the tabloid's website.