Last Night's Debate Review

Short and sweet reviews of each candidate's performance from PoliticalProf

• Rick Perry: Texas is good. I like Texas.

• Mitt Romney: Seriously, I have a plan. And I used to work in business.
• Michele Bachmann: I have crazy eyes.
• Ron Paul: I am a very cranky old man.
• Jon Huntsman: You get that I’m the reasonable one, right?
• Newt Gingrich: I am a lot smarter than these other folks. Not that you care.
• Herman Cain: I speak in clear, plain sentences to convince you that the complex is simple.
• Rick Santorum: I’m over here. Hi! Hello! Woo hoo!