Friday, March 20, 2009

List Fun


Let’s take the gay test with music. Last year an Australian website tallied the votes of thousands of Aussies to compile a definitive list of the 50 Gayest Songs of All Time. So, whether you are gay or heterosexual, this list will tell you something about yourself. Count the songs that you own. My results are at the bottom.

50. Elton John and George Michael “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”
49. Dead or Alive “You Spin Me (Like A Record)”
48. Pet Shop Boys “New York City Boy”
47. Diana Ross “Chain Reaction”
46. Deborah Harry “I Want That Man”
45. Cher “Strong Enough”
44. RuPaul “Supermodel (You Better Work)”
43. KD Lang “Constant Craving”
42. Culture Club “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me”
41. Chaka Kham “I’m Every Woman”
40. Wham “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”
39. Paul Lekakis “Boom Boom (Let’s Go Back To My Room)
38. Kym Mazelle “Young Hearts Run Free”
37. George Michael “Outside”
36. Donna Summer “I Feel Love”
35. Dannii Minogue “This Is It”
34. Belinda Carlisle “Summer Rain”
33. Peter Allen “I Go To Rio”
32. Sylvester “You Make Me Feel Mighty Real”
31. Heather Small “Proud”
30. CeCe Peniston “Finally”
29. Madonna “Express Yourself”
28. Cyndi Lauper “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”
27. Charlene “I’ve Never Been To Me”
26. Tim Curry “Sweet Transvestite”
25. Barry Manilow “Copacabana”
24. Barbara Streisand and Donna Summer “No More Tears”
23. Whitney Houston “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)”
22. Sister Sledge “We Are Family”
21. Queen “I Want To Break Free”
20. Dolly Parton, “9 to 5″
19. Coming Out Crew, “Free, Gay and Happy”
18. Village People, “In the Navy”
17. Frankie Goes To Hollywood, “Relax”
16. Village People, “Macho Man”
15. Judy Garland, “Over The Rainbow”
14. Bronski Beat, “Smalltown Boy”
13. Diana Ross, “I’m Coming Out”
12. Cher, “Believe”
11. Gloria Gaynor, “I Am What I Am”
10. Alicia Bridges, “I Love The Nightlife”
9. Madonna, “Vogue”
8. Olivia Netwon-John “Xanadu”
7. Kylie Minogue, “Better The Devil You Know”
6. Pet Shop Boys, “Go West”
5. Kylie Minogue, “Your Disco Needs You”
4. The Weathergirls, “It’s Raining Men”
3. Gloria Gaynor, “I Will Survive”
2. Village People, “YMCA”
1. ABBA, “Dancing Queen”

I have sixteen of these numbers. Anyone else want to share their results?

2 comments:

  1. "Mike the Dick" reports that he has 3 and asks "what does that mean?" I think it means that he's straight but would help out in a pinch.

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  2. LJ, La Reine du Barbecue, reports that 21 of these numbers are in her collection. I suspected that she'd had the lion's share. Well done!

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