Tom F-ing DeLay on Dancing With The Stars"???!!???

See how the mighty have fallen...

From AP:

Former Republican Majority Leader (and full-time douchebag) Tom DeLay will join 15 celebrities from the worlds of entertainment and sports in kicking up their heels on the new season of "Dancing With the Stars."

And here's another old chestnut: "As ye sow, so shall ye reap." What a loser!