Why am I fat?

Could it be...

Spam Fries: Spam that has passed through a french fry press and is deep fried.

The Spanky Cristo: A peanut butter, banana, honey and bacon sandwich on potato bread, dipped in egg batter then fried in bacon fat, topped with butter and blueberry syrup.

Baconoli Supreme: Deep fried four cheese ravioli wrapped in bacon, breaded and smothered in cheese.

Fat Ballz: Deep fried beer battered Wisconsin cheese curds, served with Chipotle mayo dipping sauce.

Dorm Food Casserole: Bottom to top: stuffing, ramen, ground beef, shredded cheese, mac and cheese, ramen, shredded cheese, garlic mashed potatoes, shredded cheese, bread crumbs, all topped with sliced onions and pound of bacon.

Churro Relleno: Deep fried dough stuffed with cream and dipped in chocolate.

The Pizzurger: A double Whopper with a slice of pizza between each burger patty.

Spam Musubi: Rice, seaweed and Spam.

Chicken Finger Bacon Pizza: A pizza consisting of Thousand Island dressing as the sauce, topped with a family size bag of chicken fingers, a container of bacon bits all smothered in sliced mozzarella cheese.

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