I was just going through some old material and I ran across an old post to FHP from January 31, 2005. It was a joke sent to me by Tobin and it goes something like this:
The 3 Surgeons.
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
One of the others said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat."
“Now he’s President of the United States.”
Even then... even then.
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